Here's another round of funny "Writer Wanted" ads. Okay, maybe there's one or two that aren't specifically for writers, but are still funny anyway. I wasn't actually planning to do a part two, until a friend sent me the first one and suggested that I keep going. So, enjoy!
I am looking for a writer to compile a monster book of jokes on the topic of women. The jokes can be clean, dirty, old, new, used, borrowed, blue.
The end product will be an eBook with a minimum of 299 jokes in total and all making fun of women.
PLEASE NOTE that I am looking for a talented writer to work with LONG TERM and will need you to also write other reports , compilations and books in the very near future providing your work is of the highest quality and your price is reasonable.
Please keep in mind that I do require the following from you;
A signed contract stating that this is a WORK FOR HIRE creation that you will own no rights to and that your name will appear nowhere on or within and that I will own all rights to including resell and distribution rights.
The report must be written in;
A font size of 12 points
Times new roman font type
With margins no more than 1” on all sides (left, right, to, bottom)
I also need you to include;
- An amusing 1-2 paragraph introduction that simply explains what the book is about and what it covers. (THIS IS A MUST!)
The completed project is to be delivered in Microsoft word within 14 days of me selecting you.
Again, I am looking for a talented and original writer to work with long term on a variety of topics as long as your content is of quality and your price per report is reasonable.
This is a VERY EASY job, especially if you are a great writer and researcher, so please bid fairly.
I am not looking to pay any more than $25 for this
IMPORTANT – My codename for this project is Bushby. Please use this codename in your reply to let me know that you have fully read this post, understand completely what to do and that you can do it efficiently to produce high quality work.
Thank you for taking a look at this project and I look forward to developing a long lasting working relationship with you.
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